Every time I think about my favorite old Hollywood ladies my mind decides to go “she probably laughed with her friends about taking a giant shit at least once”

don’t talk shit if ya lips chapped

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

iamthemelocked:

Theme #86 – Theme Request #6 (Anon) 

by iamthemelocked / thewomvn

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If you are having problems, just check the tutorials on my HTML blog or ask me there :)

This theme was requested by this anon . Request a theme here.

Features
General Stuff
  • over 50 customizable colours (e.g. the sidebar links, the description and post text, the tag buttons, the info buttons, the question and audio background, the scrollbar, the updates tab colours etc.)
  • font types and font sizes (for posts, description, pagination, etc.) are also easily customizable
  • option to choose grayscale posts
  • option to choose to choose a tiny cursor
  • option to choose either infinite scroll or the pagination
Included Updates Tab
  • this theme has one of my updates tabs in its code (#3 this time)
  • it is located in the top left corner of the theme, it has 5 boxes with a title each (you can always add more) and reveals its content upon hovering
  • the colours for the tab boxes and the titles are easily customizable in the main menu
  • you have the option to either keep it or turn it off, depending one your choices
  • the updates has a “standalone” version as well, which can be found here
Posts
  • one column posts
  • post width: 500px
  • option to choose between grayscale posts, which regain their colour upon hovering or constantly colourful posts
Sidebar
  • contains 2 pictures, picture size: 150x150px
  • contains links, description, pagination
Links, Description and Pagination
  • 6 links with customizable names, tooltip titles and colours
  • the links change colour upon hovering
  • your description length should fit the box
  • jump pagination (up tp 5)
  • the pagination is static
  • links and description appear upon hovering
Post Info and Tags
  • the little squares on the bottom of the posts serve as info section, with via/source/date/notes and reblog buttons that slide out upon hovering with titles as well
  • the tags will appear beneath the info section upon hovering over the posts.
  • the colours for both are also highly customizable
  • notes are shown with roman numbers and without icons
Other Stuff
  • I´ve made the theme that way that you can always put various updates tabs in it, there is enough space on both sides of the posts/sidebar.
Rules and Advice
  • Please don´t delete the credit, steal the code, claim as your own or redistribute. Thank you darling!
  • If you want to use it as a base I would like to know about it first, you can even claim it as your own as long as you made a lot of changes and consulted me first.

If you need any help or don´t understand something request a tutorial on my HTML blog. Well then, have fun with my theme!

It would be wonderful if you could like or reblog this post to show me who is using the theme. (You get all my love if you reblog :D)

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

sizvideos:

Video

the-beast-inside-the-boy:

eternal-nova:

envyadams:

#no mira mira mira mira

You can’t eat the biscuits if you don’t pay for the flour. i don’t know…

I just watched this episode for like the 4th time. Love her so much.

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

dang devin ~.O idk if i can cut out sugar completely just soda right now. a year ago i gave soda up for a solid two months save for literally one glass every friday. but sugar completely straight out? O.O I applaud you my friend
I’ve almost killed no less than 8 people. Devin without sugar is an angry and terrifying person.

Are you drinking diet soda, or is it NO soda at all?

juliet:
what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
romeo:
nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

clituorice:

when i see a cute boy on the street

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About Me

24 ∥ F ∥ Edit & Gif maker

House Lannister
Slytherin
ENTJ
Main Fandoms

Hannibal
Supernatural
Orphan Black
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
Spoilers

I tag spoilers for two days after the episode premieres. The spoiler tag is the name of the show, plus the word spoilers. The only exceptions being The Walking Dead and Supernatural, where I use SPN and TWD instead of the full title.
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